Funny Dog Quotes!

• "The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
  --Anonymous
• "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
  -- Josh Billings
• "Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!"
  -- Dr. Tom Cat
• "You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets."
  -- Nora Ephron
• "We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made"
  --M. Facklam
• "Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."
  --Sigmund Freud
• "Women and cats will do as they please, so men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
  -- Robert A. Heinlein
• "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
  -- Gene Hill
• "Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."
  -- Holbrook Jackson
• "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
  --Franklin P. Jones
• "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
  -- Ann Landers
• "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
  -- Groucho Marx
• "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
  -- Christopher Morley
• "I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
  --Penny Ward Moser
• "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went."
  --Will Rogers
• "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
  --Andrew A. Rooney
• "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
  -- August Strindberg
• "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
  -- Anne Tyler
• "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money."
  --Joe Weinstein
• "Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
  -- Unknown
• "He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
  -- Unknown
• "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
  --Unknown
• "In dog years, I'm dead."
  -- Unknown
• "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
  -- Unknown
• "Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
  -- Unknown